mothersgay:

hotanimegirl:

gif:

why was the math book sad?

had too many problems

fuck you

no need to be a calcuhater 

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jyu-vi0le-grace:

Ball so hard

jyu-vi0le-grace:

Ball so hard

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simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

(via pizza)

(via pizza)

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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